I’m not your father, but guess what I’mma do to ya mama.
- Sean P, “Murder,” from DJ JS-1’s No Sellout, 2009
Never date a girl if the girl got a kid.
Nahhh…papa’s got a brand new bag
And I never hit skinz once they sag.
- Grand Puba, “Who Makes the Loot?” from Brand New Heavies’ Heavy Rhyme Experience Vol. 1, 1992
I call you once…you never dialed back.
Twice…you never dialed back.
Saturday morning, live, I’m on Soul Train, talkin’ to Don Cornelius.
Saturday night, my phone rings…
Saturday night, I won’t answer.
Saturday night, my phone rings again…
Saturday night, I don’t answer.
- Kool Keith, “Stop Jockin Me,” from Ultramagnetic MC’s Funk Your Head Up, 1992. Donald Cortez “Don” Cornelius (September 27, 1936 – February 1, 2012) Rest in peace.
You knock out the Bush like a presidential campaign!’
- Big Daddy Kane, “How U Get a Record Deal?” Looks Like a Job For…, 1993
- Chino XL, “B-Boy Gangsta,” Poison Pen, 2006
He’s smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out.
- LL Cool J, “Mr. Goodbar,” Mama Said Knock You Out, 1990
But after the tappin’, she yappin’ like she want her children fathered?
- Breeze Brewin’, “Sex Type Thang,” from Juggaknots’ Clear Blue Skies (Re-Release), 2002
To invest in scratch tickets is a fucked up motto.
- Reks, “Black Cream (The Negro Epidemic),” Grey Hairs, 2008
Your rhyme is like an empty prison…a waste of bars.
- Lord Finesse, Freestyle vs. Percee P, 2003. Video
I push a lot of iron, but I don’t do it in the gym tho.
- Lil’ Fame, “Blasphemy (Blast 4 Me)” from M.O.P.’s SPARTA, 2011
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi.
- Big L, “Put it On,” Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous, 1995 (via ninetynow)
Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace!
- Ludacris, “Stand Up,” Chicken-N-Beer, 2003
Make your mama proud, take that thing two sizes down.
- Andre 3000, “Walk It Out (Remix)”, from Unk’s Beat’n Down Yo Block!, 2006
Punk, don’t flatter me.
- J-Ro, “Coast II Coast,” from Friday Soundtrack, 1995
