I cannot stand no wack MC.
So step back if you please,
And don’t test me, you’re history.

- Del the Funky Homosapien, “Wack M.C.’s,” No Need for Alarm, 1993

It’s important to practice good hygiene,
At least if you wanna run with my team.

- Del the Funky Homosapien, “If You Must,” Both Sides of the Brain, 2000

Life is a blast when you know what you’re doin’,
Best to know what you’re doin’ ‘fore your life get ruined.
Life is a thrill when your skill is developed,
If you ain’t got a skill or trade, then shut the hell up.

- Del the Funky Homosapien, “At the Helm,” from Hieroglyphics’ 3rd Eye Vision, 1998

It doesn’t phaze, I amaze wit my phrases
Play this in your Jeep, so your neighbors lose some sleep
(I wanna thank you)

- Del the Funky Homosapien, “Thank Youse,” No Need for Alarm, 1993