I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower,
Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour.
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You better recognize, adjust your bifocals;
Your style is local…I sit on the beach in Acapulco.
I put words together like Peter Jennings,
And skate on motherfuckers like Peggy Fleming.
I’m hooked on gin and tonics like your mama’s Hooked on Phonics.
Footballs, basketballs, microphones, gas and grass…
Just some of the few things that J-Ro likes to pass.
You’s a nigga everybody diss, cause you can’t bust this,
You got a bad name like Dick Butkus.
Every night I pray to God: ‘Please, no more wack MC’s.’
From city to city, coast to coast,
Friday night is the night they like to party the most.
What good is a beautiful dame with a Rolls-Royce frame, and a Volkswagen brain?
I’m hooked on gin and tonics like your mama’s Hooked on Phonics
Flows that go against the grain with a story so compellin’
I should mind The People’s Court, snatch the mic from Doug Llewellyn