A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob,
They really need to just shut the fuck up like Silent Bob.
Viktor Vaughn, “Saliva,” Vaudeville Villain, 2003
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They’d rather see me fail than succeed,
That’s why I’m alone on my own with no team.
Don’t need no green, though I got some to spend;
In the end…all I really need is a friend.
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions,
All destructive criticisms that can’t improve on perfection.
Nowadays, the game is all bugged out,
Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year.
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me:
Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.
Golly, he’s just a pest and your worst best friend,
Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck,
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.