And when it comes to gettin nookie, I’m not a rookie…
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi.
Big L, “Put it On,” Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous, 1995 (via ninetynow)
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Player haters be givin’ me harsh looks,
But I’m tryin to sell records like Garth Brooks.
I’m gettin’ stacks while you askin’ people, ‘Do you want some fries with that?’
I’m so def, I need a hearing aid with an equalizer.
If you don’t got endz, you won’t be gettin’ no skinz,
And if you don’t got money, you won’t scoop a honey.
If you don’t got cash, you won’t be gettin’ no ass,
And if you don’t got loot, you won’t be knockin’ no boots.
I’m a street genius with a unique penis,
Got fly chicks on my dick that don’t even speak English.
Step to this and get shanked up,
I knocked out so many teeth, the tooth fairy went bankrupt.
L is the rebel type, I’m rough as a metal pipe,
Fuck a Benz, cause I can pull skins on a pedal bike.
Some girls barely speak, but always askin’ for a dollar.